Over time, my site got more and more outdated with its use of a Flash-based gallery, nonexistent mobile support and lack of TLS - and not that this was breaking me, but as my hosting provider moved on I was getting charged more since I was still stuck in 2009.
Fortunately(?), this extended beer flu funemployment has me revisiting some of my old ideas, and this was one of them. So after freshening and modernizing my old work, I finally have a website I'm no longer embarassed to admit is mine. There's still a few things left I want to do and a couple things I want to change, but this is definitely good enough for me to release as is (it's also cheaper to run).