It took long enough, but I'm finally in college! Only four more years of education and I'm done!...I hope. Well, at least the first day was eventful enough: I got through registration, caught an improv comedy show, and successfully assasinated the president. Well, I and the rest of my Summer Institute compatriots. I wish I had gotten video. Anyway, we, and the rest of the freshman class and a random assortment of parents, know we did it, so I guess that's good enough.

I hope all of my college career is as eventful as today was.