OK, for all you 0 readers out there who may be wondering why the website was down a while ago, here's the scoop:
I was trying to update WP, when I thought "Hey, this won't be the only thing on my website, so I should probably move it to a 'blog' subdirectory, right?" Wrong. It borked my theme, so I just decided to un and re-install WP. But my FTP client was fucking up on me, so every time I tried to upload, it failed. I finally just ssh'd into it and went from there.