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  1. All Downhill From Here

    Wed 15 September 2021

    It's official - I've wasted my youth. I'm not some young, dumb 20-something anymore.

    I remember when I was a bright-eyed 15-year-old attending what I believe was the last NOPI Nationals, seeing drifting for the first time and saying to myself "That's what I'm gonna do; I'm gonna do that". Despite …

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  2. Responsible Adultery 2

    Sun 13 September 2009

    OK, I said I would write a follow-up to my previous bitch fit about growing old, and here it is. I haven't had much time to think about the added responsibilities of growing up over this weekend, and I'm glad for it. In some way, this weekend was my final …

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  3. Responsible Adultery

    Fri 11 September 2009

    At the beginning of the next workweek, I will legally be able to drink, vote, drive after midnight, smoke and enter into a legally binding contract. This is an astounding increase in privileges for someone who hasn't been verifiably shown to have the mental status of an individual older than …

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  4. Took Long Enough

    Tue 01 September 2009

    It took 224 days, but it finally hit me that a black man is president of the United States of America. And I cannot stop laughing. I'm pretty sure this makes me a bad person, and I eagerly await the black helicopters.

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  5. I Wanna Be Like Mike

    Thu 25 June 2009

    So I overheard that Mike died on the train coming back from the mall. At first I thought it was just some bullshit joke-type thing, and the fact that they had included Farrah Fawcett in the obit as well seemed to cement its falseness (I knew she had died at …

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  6. Super Luigi Galaxy

    Sat 06 June 2009

    So after I-don't-even-know-how-long, I decided to finally get off my ass and go for the first 120 stars of Super Mario Galaxy. I beat the story in about 15 hours, finishing off most of the galaxies at the same time, but in the end there were three stars that I …

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  7. Another One Bites The Dust

    Fri 29 May 2009

    So, another thing I kinda grew up with has ended. Everything has its time and place, and I guess that this was its. So anyway, I just want to have an e-moment of silence for Better Days. But it isn't all bad - the author's moving to Atlanta! Maybe I'll catch …

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  8. Q-tips

    Wed 13 May 2009

    Damn they feel good to stick in your ear when you haven't used them in a while. It feel so good I shuddered a little bit.

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  9. Just Like The Chinese

    Thu 30 April 2009
    For some reason when I try to picture Asher Roth I get my roommate.
    I guess it's true - all white people look alike.

    (for the most part kidding)

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